Hello boys and girls, and welcome to our first installment of Drunken Walkthrough.

Indeed, there are an abundance of walkthroughs available on the web, but we here at Roboguzu understand that many gamers like to enjoy a tasty beverage or nine while they play, and feel most game assistance articles fail to take this into account. Hence, the Drunken Walkthrough. Today we will be taking you completely through Mass Effect 2. As you play a renegade space captain, our liquor of choice today will be Captain Morgan, mixed with a little diet cola, and a slice of lime to prevent scurvy. Space scurvy. Let’s begin.

After a bit of a cutscene, Mass Effect 2 begins two years after the events of the first game. You awaken on a strange ship, seemingly under attack. After arming yourself with a pistol, you leave through the open door. Luckily, like all sci-fi games, the attackers were kind enough to blast just enough rubble so you only had one path to walk through, which is nice. It is a very big ship, you don’t want to have to look at a map or something.

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